For the record, I despise the phrase 'cowboy up', and so please read it out loud in a heavily ironic tone, or not at all. If you've already failed to follow these instructions, the responsibility is entirely yours.
Twitter - oh yes...well I've always regarded it with suspicion, since my very earliest dalliance with it was less than successful. I became so disenchanted with it, I forgot not only my password, but also the name of my account. It's probably still out there somewhere, attracting apathy like an enormous void of...nothing. Now, if I could only harness that apathetic energy....
Anyhoo, if you use Twitter (and I'm sure that I am in a tiny minority by hardly ever doing so, but there ya go: I'm a middle-aged grump), you may from time to time see my name popping up. Unless, that is, it gets sucked into the apathetic void of nothing that is/was my previous account by the name of...something unimaginative.
I can't guarantee quality tweets (jeez I hate that word) because I feel like I have to pretend to be somebody else to 'tweet' at all. Now that I've used the word 'tweet' this many times, I shall have to go and lie down in a darkened room with only bread and water for a week.