*UPDATE* - Signs of (a) Life: PUBLISHED!!!!
If you didn't already know this, you haven't been paying attention, have you? Tut, tut...
And now available at the usual online stores...awesome value...
My School Diary: The truth about one particular British school in the dreadfully drab 1970s and delightfully bright early 1980s.
This one has forged ahead of the others - which basically means that it's the project with which I currently feel most involved. Currently sitting at about 35,000 words, so still early days but excitingly, plenty of material to work with...
So far, I only have around twelve or thirteen works in progress. I know, I know...
In no particular order some of them are as follows:
Loud and Clear: a memoir of how I ended up wearing a police uniform. It begins (sort of) with vomit. Sorry.
A Bad Evening (working title): A crime novel: Murder, intrigue and greed, all set in the wilds of beautiful British Columbia. Who'd have thought it? Me, apparently.
A Different Life: A story about slugs. Look; it's for kids, alright?
Talbot the Time-Travelling Terrier: The title is a bit of a give-away. Aimed at 10-14 year old readers.
The Diary of Dick Green: A retired copper looks back on a lifetime of helping people who don't really deserve it.